433. Hibernation

I have given up on the hermit lifestyle thing. Too much bother to organise for a start. No, what I'm after is a long hibernation session. Now I've got you interested.

It's easy to organise. And fun too. Unlike the hermit thing. You have a huge meal, anything and everything you want and then you get into some very comfy PJ's and you go to bed. Make sure you have lots of fluffy pillows and a real feather and down duvet. You put some soft music on and off into a deep slumber you go.

Finished the worry of calls to give or return, appointments to keep, forms to fill in online, papers to mark, kids to gently push back onto the tracks, ... All this is no more. You just sleep. 

'Sorry, I was sleeping.' You will say when you - eventually - wake up.

'What? For 3 months?' (or whatever duration you want your hibernation to last)

'Yes. I bet you wish you could do the same.'

Then she'll think you are mad and she will do whatever is requested real quick to get rid of you. 

'Erm ... all right. Please just sign this and that will do. I'll send everything by mail, you have nothing else to do.'

And before you know it you've started a trend.